You Dmn Tooton..Durnk Blod 2

So i odnt have not fany survey tonight..jsut me typin about my nighe

S we diecided to let it loos tonighe shence he copulated our first full year of gad schioo/. annnd jts my birthdya on may 8th..and its Kelly's birhtday on may 11ht...and ashely is leavin gus tokorrow...sgih....and yeah...so we decide to go out.

first, evrybody cam eto my olace to drink a bit...we had a fewon the oorftop=...ash an di had kaluha and milk and the southern belle and kelly had champagne and jen had biere. that was funy but fuckn cold..well to them...im nodakian...its no cld.

so then we went to gibsons on rush...fantastic steakhouse. one of the top steakhouses in chicago. oh my god...lthe food and booz e wa aamazing. i ordered a new york strip and a glas of vine. it wqas fabu...and eveybody ate good..at 11:00pm we werere ready to leaf when the entire miami heat came in for super...se[t that that tool Shaq...didnt see him, oh well....we were told a bunch a famous people ominthere but we didnt care. hel i dontknow noboy famous. lindsey met us tehre too..i really lik her..she's so nice anf un to be arond.

so after gibson, we went to PS Chicago I(chicago is a had word to type...daamnnnnnlll) which I've decicdd is my favorite bar/dance bluc it chicago. its a reall fun atmosh==ere.the boucers are nice and the tender s are good too. do er ftsnk heavliy for a bit, dance..oh i got to dance to acd=c and shaira....yaya....and some men hit on us and lindsey too. they were stranthe but the gudyue taht lindsy wa talkin to was rel nice. so i saw anhow..

then we let....no tsure why..just decidedt o try a diff venu. went o Level. Hqateed. itl. Sll the pretty peopel in chicago with fake tities and ass and black/white clothes and fog and shit...and grey gose vokda..who the fuck drinsk that shit>.>??? and a slore wdancingksa on a box...with stripe tights and hotpants...what he hell??? weirdos.. so wewere here for an hor or so and left. then we wen to lincoln park to find a low key bar...

some chck tried telln me that she was 'quittin the bar scene'...and tat she hadntcome otu to theclubs for a month a half...ok motherfucker, 6 months is qutitin...not a month...dumb etrard....oh and this other hic was hanging all over his guy and isear i walmost say her ass......jasusy

walked up alinconl to gamekeepers and had one kre....few mkore guys wer hiton in us...had to rol my eyes or some shit like that...anywho..it was ver yinteesting...but stange...and itnesregnig...\\\\

motherfuckkn eail...damnbitcnt open it!!!

anhow...so im ome now..some ass called me Rosei...muterhfcuekr....hav eyou seen my pake ass...yeah thats right...im aole...mutherfcijerdfd ..

Birnye spears sucks balls..kevin feds...he's gors...and they'e on tv right no...and they isuck..

its late but he roo in stiinning....so im farid to aly down.

too mch wishikey..and iwnel......and haluha....bitches

im stired of anglinaa dnd brad...balh blah blah....

iu jstu rdroped dmy cake for my water bottle.

and i miss rumba....i wish he as here o dance with

m y am s are good..so is 3 musketeterrrrrs ..and chese..mmm cheese..i thin iw want to be a bealnereaa...but im not grafcule eught...and skinny too.

i tirec....it hin i migh go t bed now.....it loks coofortable and warm nad siftr. mmm, wish rumba wa her to share my soft bed wth...he wold warm t up too.

night ya'll,...mddfwe934u

Motivation Come To Me...

Blah.....finals week. The problem with take-home finals is that I sit here and dick around for a few hours before actually getting shit done. Case in point: writing this aimless, retarded post when I could be writing up the rest of my research methods paper. Yeah...Well I have two papers down so far. If I get this goddamn waste of my freaking-ass time research blow-it-out-your-ass paper, then I only have two more to go. One huge, one not so huge..but two. Fuckers...

Not sure whats up with the horse but I find him amusing. As he is probably amusing himself in some manner. Either that or some fucker has a probe up his behind checking his fahrenheit...

Ten more feet. Thats all I want...and another bookshelf so I dont have to put my novels in a box. I like having my stuff everywhere. It helps me think I'm home here but then it looks like a fucking cluttered mess. Fabulous.

As was the case last semester, there is shit everywhere and if were to leave and come back and someone broke in and took shit in the interim, I would have no idea.

News said it was only 45 degrees today. Probably another reason I stayed in...oh wait...the papers were the only reason.

I broke down and bought the new Shakira album and downloaded it from Connect. Its fucking amazing!! Even the CanadiEn likes Hips Don't Lie. Good man. If he's lucky, someday I'll meet Shakira and ask her to join us for a threesome. What a lucky bastard he would be...

Yeah right...as if THAT would ever happen. Anythings possible but then so is Paris Hilton developing the clap and I would be SHOCKED if that hasnt already happened. Seriously...what a slore.

And if it seems like I'm obsessed with Paris, I'm not. LiLo...now there's a winner.

Wow, I'm rude today.

I think its the fucking cabin fever over these stupid take home finals. I think I would much rather be stressing out over in-class tests than whacking off over these papers. Seriously.

Oh and I'm taking the Amtrak home on Saturday. Fantastic. LOVE the train, let me tell ya, so long as I dont have share my seat. I get a lot done on the train so it should be a good ride. Will bring the computer and a few divids to watch as well.

So I'm trying to the Matrix trilogy for cheap and with no luck. Virgin Records always has a boatload of divids and shit on sale for 10 bucks each. Plus I've been looking at Blockbuster too.

And I'm ashamed to admit that I'm going to listen/watch American Idol. Even though I hate tv in general, THIS is why I should have more than 3 snowy channels. Ryan Seacrest finally shaved that nasty-white trash scruff. Sorry, love the scruff on most guys, but not him. Maybe its because I don't like Ryan Seacrest and hope he falls of the stage and impales himself on Simon's bad temper. Oh and Andrea Bocelli is on the show this week. Fabulous. He's a freaking amazing tenor but seriously, most of the little teeny-bopper kiddies that vote on this show have never heard him and there's a good chance that no matter how much he sings Besame Mucho, his record wont be added to their collection either.

Go Andrea..knock out those teeny-boppers...would make the world safer.

Anywho, I've ranted enough. And said nothing...yessssssssss

Voir Dire

Which is French for "to speak the truth."

I've spent the last several days grazing over this report for my Documents and Testifying Class. Its a psychological evaluation on an in-patient for his competency to stand trial. Basically we had to know this report and then testify on it today in a real courtroom with real attorneys and a judge. We were called in a completely random manner based on the order of our vitas.

Well I was called first...

Honestly I had very little anxiety about the whole thing. The only time it got slightly elevated was when I was with my other classmates in the hallway. And even then, I just had to focus myself and ignore most of their anxieties. And it worked.

So I was called to the stand and went to the wrong side of the judge. Not sure why, because I knew which side I was really supposed to sit. But the judge didn't care and he let me go there anyways. He raised his hand which I followed as if to take the oath and he said "eh whatever" and chuckled. He was a really nice judge. And the attorneys were fabulous too.

Voir dire for an expert witness is the process by which the attorneys can stipluate that the witness is an expert and their opinion should be heard in court. I was asked questions regarding my employment, schooling, research experience, trainings and other things that would qualify me as an expert in my field. Some of it was made up which made it really difficult to make up a job that has not existed and such. I did get to discuss my true experiences, such as my work with the juveniles and my education in NoDak. I also had to briefly discuss the confidentiality limits of the evaluation and the purpose of the evaluation. I went through direct and cross examination.

Overall I did a good job and felt confident in my testimony. I was happy to be called for voir dire because it's the easiest portion of the testimony. What was really good about the experience is that the attorneys and judge used legalese and the process was semi-formal in some aspects. I got some positive feedback from everybody including my demeanor and voice quality. They also offered constructive criticism to me and the rest of the group and gave us a lot of quality advice. It was a really good experience and I'm glad I got to do it.

My Stupid Mouth....

Has got me into trouble again...

Sing it John Mayer...

Je plains mes mots ce soir. Ce n'est pas juste et vraiment que je n'ai pas voulu dire. Je sais l'homme vous êtes et l'homme vous serez et cela me fait si très fier de vous et vos acomplissements et vos rêves. Je vous aime très beaucoup et je vous manque. Seulement 19 jours jusqu'à ce que nous sommes dans chaque bras d'autres encore.

K. Hope Says Happy Easter!!

Knock Knock! Can I play with you???
I am so hot!
Aaah, the day in the life of a diva. I cant wait until I can talk, I have so much to say!!
Do these glasses come in another color??
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Happy Easter!!

Crazy Cousins

These are my fabulous cousins! M. Lynn is 9, C. Mason is 4, R. Cade is 20 months and K. Hope is 4 months. They're a wild bunch but they're great, great kids.
Fab Four again. Check out those smiles. Hehe, such happy kids!

Sober....

Yes...I blame the previous post on the 3 glasses of wine I imbibed on from the bottle I shared with Southern Belle...before supper. I also blame it on the wine at supper, the 3 shots of various boozes and a good strong Crown mix at PS Chicago. And for a Monday of all days..wowza. Southern Belle got the internship she wanted so we went out for a celebration. Didn't think it was going to be THAT celebratory...but ya know...it ended up being a good night just the same. A little wild but that was expected with her I suppose. And a very expensive supper holy shit. We ate at Carmines on Rush and I ordered the Fettucine Alfredo, and ONE glass of Cabernet. Oh and the Bruschetta went on my bill too I guess. But...it was 37 freaking dollars and I gave a 1o dollar tip. HOLY FUCK. Absolutely WONDERFUL FOOD...oh my god, my stomach thanked me later...well not really, cuz the alcohol fucked that up, BUT it was still very very good. For damn near 50 bucks, I sure as hell hope so.

School is winding down very quickly. I have two weeks left after Thursday. Breakdown of projects:

Objective Methods--Final paper on the MMPI-Millon and SIRS...7-10 pages most likely and Im getting better at it so its not as painful.

Counseling Theory--3-4 page case paper using Cog-Behavioral therapy..I could wipe my ass with that and Cog-Behavioral is my theoretical stance anyways. Good ol Dr. W.

Documentation and Testifying--mock testimony this Wednesday..not worried, will be like Theatre class..my anxiety is not NEARLY the level of my classmates. Which is why I wont prepare with them like my prof asks...I dont want my anxiety to raise simply by being influenced by them. Also, after working with juveniles and what I encountered with them, lawyers dont scare me.

Research Methods--fake research paper and a final exam...exam could be iffy, its all on statistics and theory of stats...could get interesting. But then, he hasnt been too hard before so..oh hell its a toss-up.

Mental Health Law--two options...in class multiple choice or take home essay..our choice. I choose essay. Will learn more and the multiple choice midterm was harder than expected from this particular prof. Expect high A in the class, can do better on the essay.

Sex Offender--Final...not worried. Easiest class I have.

So all in all, it could be worse. Will have all weekend to get at least one paper done and work on my testimony.

Dr Phil just yelled at this guy's cellphone voice mail for making booty calls to one of his guests. It was funny for once. "STOP MAKING BOOTY CALLS AT 2AM!!"...baaaaaaaahaaaaa..reality therapy at its best.

Wow that was random...

Other exciting news is that I am coming home after school is over and Rumba will be coming on May 6th!! He'll be with me for my birthday and will be there until May 14th. I am super excited and so is he since we don't know if I'll make it to Canada this summer. Also hoping that he'll meet my grandparents and other family but it will depend on a lot of things. But at any rate, we'll have a good week together again!!

I can't believe my first year of school is over. Its unbelievable how fast its gone. I'm really happy with my progress so far and impressed that I've been able to handle it and the work. I still am undecided about Chicago and such. One of the most uncomfortable questions I get from people is "How's Chicago?" I hate that question. I love the city, and the fun things it has to offer and how different it is from NoDak. At the same time, I hate living here. I haven't had a decent sleep in Chicago since I've moved here due to the noise and the anxiety of living alone. I don't go out at night, its taken a long time to make friends, the crazies get more crazy, and its expensive as hell. I am moving to the suburbs this fall and while it will not be as easy to get to school and I'll have to do the commute on the train, I think I will enjoy and appreciate the city much more than I do now. Right now I live one mile from the Loop, 6 blocks from the Lake and from all the touristy stuff...and its not always fun. Chicago is a great city, its just hard to see it when you're smack in the middle of it all.

Ah well...I dont have much to complain about overall. Life is good.

Durnk Blog

Yes...Drunk...thats what I ma...hkoleyy what a eve...


Here my post..enjoy

Last kiss? February 26, 2006...love you sweetie

2. How do you flush the toilet in public? with my hand...and then I wash it..how hard is that? you fuckers that use your foot have seriosu isuses...jus was the dmn hand after...phobic bitches...

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? always. dont like the idea of my bhead in the windshield

4. Do you have a crush on someone? hyes and he's canadiEn

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it: eye soloution

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Dont care..Paris Hilton when she's fat and/....fat

7. Favorite pizza topping: i dont liek pizza...but sausage is good

8. Finish this sentence: if my life was a sitcom my theme song would be... fuckers fuckers Fuuuuckeeeeeersssssssssss

9. Do you pop your knuckles? occasionally

10.What song do you dislike the most when it gets stuck in your head? the wheels on the buss song...fuckers fuckers fuuuuuuckerrrrrrrrs

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? negative mate

2. What are your super powers?im a pain in the ass...thats abotu it..

13. Peppermint or spearmint? Peppermin....only way to make my sotmach feel better

t14. Where are your keys? dont know...will fin in the ayem

15. Who's answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? fuckers fukers cufkcersssssssss

16. What's your most annoying habit? i eat my hands

17. Where did you last go on vacation? Canada

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?hmm....im a lover nog a figheter

19. What is your best physical feature? my cute little nose...and my lips...mmmm kissy kissyy

20. What CD is closest to you right now? The Killers...Hot Puss...or Fuss...aah hell..

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Coopers beer, organic eggs and baby gouda...mmm cheese..

22. What superstition do you believe/practice? dont beelieve in that shit...


23. Does size matter? OHell no...of course not. It's all technique, sweet cheeks...

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? no...i dont use my chell phone in pubic...very bad thing..very rude and selfish...i dont carry int in pubc...im not imprtant enough

26. What are your favorite sayings? as if

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? i dont sing...ever...


28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?to see how old i lieve and hat i've accompished..

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? who? oh that guy...umm...Air Force oNe...

30. What CD is in your stereo? i dont have a sterio

31. What OCD qualities do you have? watch me take a plane ride...all my OCD comes out then...and checking locks...and watsing my hands after getting off th buss....

32. how many kids do you plan on having? two or three...the CanadiEn wants a hockey team...we'll have to compromise on that one...

33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be? Shakira...with Rumba's approval

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know? no..not that knd of gal.

35. What do you do when no one is watching? pick my wedgie....haaaaaaaaaaaaa

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you? Paris hIilton..fat..

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? peacrfully..i plan to liv emy life in a blaz of glroy

38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most? the only canady i ever eat is M & MS...and Id ont depreive my selt

39. what is your favorite movie?silence of the lams

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? Dave Matthews Band, AC/DC

41. Have you ever been in love? yes...i love him now...love you forever mon CanadiEn

42. Do you talk to yourself? all the fucki time

43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall of the face off the earth? yhsyd noy possible anyway...so nobodio

Fight On Sioux....

K Hope

Doctors say she's doing really well and the scar is the only giveaway that she has something wrong with her. She's will probably have her second surgery in mid-May to work on some veins that will help circulate blood into her upper body. She's a happy little girl and she's right on track developmentally. She's got them fat lil cheekers, you could just kiss and pinch all day. She's come a long way but she's got a long way to go. K. Hope is 4 months old now and she's doing fabulous. We're always thinking of you K. Hope..keep fighting beautiful baby girl!

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm...

The fat ambulance Liz posted about on her blog...

The new toilets I posted in her post...

Why we can send a man to the moon and we can't figure out the weather...

If Pamela Anderson recognizes herself in the mirror anymore...

Why we care about TomKat, Brangelina, or Vaughniston...

And why retarded tabloid writers use retarded names for celebrity couples...

Toe cheese...

Yogabootyballet...and if you don't know what I'm talking about..google it..

Why skinny women try to sell exercise equipment to fat women that curse them out for never even needing the damn equipment they are trying to market...

One ply toilet paper sold in singles...

Ticket scalpers...

What are marshmallows made of and is it toxic...

Gangbanger kids that are scared of horses, but not guns...

Butt implants...

Penis enlargement junk mail...

Project heat...

The US goin to hell in a handbasket made by G Dubs in his underwater weaving class...

Final Four basketball...

Late night infomercials...

If antibacterials really work...

Who hired the sadist bus driver...

Tourists and where they all of the sudden get all their money...

Male birth control...