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Last kiss? February 26, 2006...love you sweetie

2. How do you flush the toilet in public? with my hand...and then I wash it..how hard is that? you fuckers that use your foot have seriosu isuses...jus was the dmn hand after...phobic bitches...

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? always. dont like the idea of my bhead in the windshield

4. Do you have a crush on someone? hyes and he's canadiEn

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it: eye soloution

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Dont care..Paris Hilton when she's fat and/....fat

7. Favorite pizza topping: i dont liek pizza...but sausage is good

8. Finish this sentence: if my life was a sitcom my theme song would be... fuckers fuckers Fuuuuckeeeeeersssssssssss

9. Do you pop your knuckles? occasionally

10.What song do you dislike the most when it gets stuck in your head? the wheels on the buss song...fuckers fuckers fuuuuuuckerrrrrrrrs

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? negative mate

2. What are your super powers?im a pain in the ass...thats abotu it..

13. Peppermint or spearmint? Peppermin....only way to make my sotmach feel better

t14. Where are your keys? dont know...will fin in the ayem

15. Who's answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? fuckers fukers cufkcersssssssss

16. What's your most annoying habit? i eat my hands

17. Where did you last go on vacation? Canada

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?hmm....im a lover nog a figheter

19. What is your best physical feature? my cute little nose...and my lips...mmmm kissy kissyy

20. What CD is closest to you right now? The Killers...Hot Puss...or Fuss...aah hell..

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Coopers beer, organic eggs and baby gouda...mmm cheese..

22. What superstition do you believe/practice? dont beelieve in that shit...


23. Does size matter? OHell no...of course not. It's all technique, sweet cheeks...

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? no...i dont use my chell phone in pubic...very bad thing..very rude and selfish...i dont carry int in pubc...im not imprtant enough

26. What are your favorite sayings? as if

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? i dont sing...ever...


28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?to see how old i lieve and hat i've accompished..

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? who? oh that guy...umm...Air Force oNe...

30. What CD is in your stereo? i dont have a sterio

31. What OCD qualities do you have? watch me take a plane ride...all my OCD comes out then...and checking locks...and watsing my hands after getting off th buss....

32. how many kids do you plan on having? two or three...the CanadiEn wants a hockey team...we'll have to compromise on that one...

33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be? Shakira...with Rumba's approval

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know? no..not that knd of gal.

35. What do you do when no one is watching? pick my wedgie....haaaaaaaaaaaaa

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you? Paris hIilton..fat..

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? peacrfully..i plan to liv emy life in a blaz of glroy

38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most? the only canady i ever eat is M & MS...and Id ont depreive my selt

39. what is your favorite movie?silence of the lams

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? Dave Matthews Band, AC/DC

41. Have you ever been in love? yes...i love him now...love you forever mon CanadiEn

42. Do you talk to yourself? all the fucki time

43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall of the face off the earth? yhsyd noy possible anyway...so nobodio