Tax Season

I hate this year. I didnt make any money last year thus not being able to file...THUS not getting to claim the some 35k I spent on school and books last year...

stupidmotherfuckingIRSlovingtaxbastardscaneatahomelesswomansfishycooter.

Anyway...thats enough nasty language outta me.

Now that Ive unloaded about that, I can move on with life. As such I have only 2 weeks of school left. 2 weeks...unfreakingbelievable. As such, my profs have fantastic timing and decided to put everything in these last 13 days. Thanks for the 10-15 page essay douchebag on top of my other 3 exams. Mother almighty...

After that, I have 10 days straight of internship to finish out my hours. That will be the worst two weeks ever but it'll go fast too.

Then its pack pack pack real quick for 3 days before the rents arrive and move my shit into a big Uhaul and back to NoDak.

Yes I'll be 25 May 8th and living at home with my parents. Send me a sympathy card instead of a birthday wish this year.

No it shouldnt be that bad, considering its only for 4 months before I get married to Rumba.

In the meantime, I'll be slingin hash at some rundown 24 hour Flying J for 5 bucks an hour and cursing my 100k education.

But at least I wont have any bills....

Oh wait...that pesky credit card...

And some of that 100k will come back to haunt me.

In wedding news, things are fine. Well not totally, but I'd rather not discuss it here. When I was home for spring break, I got a lot of shit done, thus not having to do much until I get home in May. I'm going to the North in May for a week to get a LOT of shit done as well:

Marriage counseling prep: Where we have to pretend we're good people, lie about sex and birth control and convince a man of God to marry us in the Catholic church so that my husband can provide for his family.

Meet with the Deacon: Because the counseling session is the "horse doovers" of marriage prep, according to our priest, and we need to lie some more.

Engagement Photo: Dress up, smile pretty, spend money.

Look for apartments: Key words: 2 bedroom, in-house laundry, rent falls below the anally violating level.

Bridal Shower: 20 people, 7 of which I have met...the others....well I guess it'll be a surprise.

Should be high entertainment.

I'm ready for a car again...Im tired of the train. And for food to be less expensive. And housing to be reasonably priced. And an income.

w00t.

I've always said that she had a great set of pipes but I didnt like Christina Aguilera back in her teeny-bopper days or that whole Dirrty thing. But I'm really diggin her new stuff and I think she should stick with what she's doing now.

I love the new video Candyman...but who doesnt love a buncha seamen?