A Leg Hair Experiment That Could Go Awry

So yes, I'm one of those people that does not shave their legs every day...or even every other day...or even every week. Seriously, I could give a damn about my leg hair. It grows very slow to begin with so its quite pointless for me to be anal about my leg hair. And I'm lazy and like to sleep in until the last possible minute and that doesn't leave the time necessary to have freshly shaven legs on a daily basis. So I think the last time I shaved my legs was in...well I can't remember, but its been at least 2-3 months. Now you may be thinking, thats nasty...but its just hair. I do shave my underarms though...that is nasty. Bacteria and sweat and sweater fuzz are nasty when combined with underarm hair. But my legs...nobody is gonna see them, I wear pants 365 days a year and my boyfriend is over 600 miles away. All the legit reasons for freshly shaven legs don't apply to me at this point.

So I'm working to see how long my leg hair can actually get. Yes, I'm warped and I need a life. I'm well aware thanks. Never claimed otherwise. But I will be seeing Rumba in 3 weeks (finally!!...after 4 months of not seeing each other) so eventually this experiment will have to end. Just cuz he has fur doesn't mean I should.

But I was abruptly awakened today by 10 fire truck sirens as they pulled up in front of my building. I'm like shit...what if there is a fire? I ain't going out there without pants!! My robe isnt long enough!! This was seriously the first thought in my head this morning as I listened to the firemen, wondering if they're gonna come barreling through my door. Not the fact that my head hair is standing on end, my eyes are plastered shut and my motor movement is severely limited due to not being entirely awake yet. Not the fact that if there is a fire I could lose all my worldly possessions and be homeless. Yep...I was concerned about my furry legs.

So I might just have to end this experiment in the morning...just because in the event that I may have to evacuate the building, I'm afraid of what the firemen will say about my furry legs..."daaaamn, she could set on fire herself."

Yes people, I am that hot...