Hot Town, Summer in the City....

Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty....

If you live in the lower 48, you know how freaking hot it is right now. So no need to discuss...if you dont know, then you need to get out of bed.

Stay cool out there folks.

My Juvenile offender class was canceled today. Glad I took that class this summer...as I've learned nothing...fantastic waste of money.

So I spent the day slacking off..something I'm very good at doing. The CanadiEn and I discovered this slick online chat thing called Skype. We can verbally talk now without it costing us money. So I went down to CompUSA (my favorite store...EVER...notsomuch) and bought myself a headset with a microphone.

Yes, we're nerds.

But our long-distance bills will be virtually eliminated now...so woo hoo!!

He also said that the headphones will come in handy when he gets me addicted to WoW (World of Warcraft for the mortals in the room). Its quite likely this will happen considering I wont be able to work in The True North until I get my visa approved. I mean what the hell else am I going to do for 2 years??

The Red Line stunk the big one today. When its hot, people stink more. I was standing near these two hard laborers...ewww...good god it was disgusting. I still have that train smell on me. The underground is also hotter than hell and the stench is worse.

Windchill>>>>>>>>>>Heat Index.

I like summer and all, but this crap is getting ridiculous. I much prefer winter and snow and cold. I dont complain about it nearly as much.

Did you know its National Ice Cream day? Even without knowing that, I went and indulged on some ice cream. I bought a thing of Breyers Light Double Churned Cookies and Cream...mmmm ice cream. Going light of course so I dont totally sabotage my diet. I havent bought ice cream in a long long time.

The heat didnt stop the tourists either. They were out in full force. They love that American Girl store. Its like a small cult going in and out of there. I went in once. But since I dont have a small, spoiled child clinging to my leg, I felt out of place and had no idea what the hell was going on. So I left. Not to mention I never read those books when I was a kid so therefore, the appeal wasnt there. But did you know you can get a doll in your likeness? The people will fix hair and dress the doll just like you!!

Oh my god.

No thanks.

Its getting exciting in here now. My snowy tv is shorting out because of the storm outside.

The lights are flickering a bit too.

But the suburbs get all the fun stuff. Hail, winds, lots of rain.

The CanadiEn was without hydro (CanandiEn electricity for the mortals) for most of the day today as his town got one helluva storm. Downed trees, crazy rain....he didnt get it back until 1030pm his time.

I added links to my sidebar, now that I figured it out.

I want to see M Night Shalamalamdingdongs new movie...Lady in the Water. His movies are so hit and miss.

The Village-disappointing, almost shitty. Sixth Sense-Uber good.
Unbreakable-Extra shitty with a side of ass. Signs--good but not on the uber level.
That mastercard thing..oh wait, thats not a movie?? Well, its still weird..

Did you know that coloring is very therapeutic? Its why we use it calm children down when they get a bit wild. Well I have two coloring books and a big box of 64 crayons. Finding Nemo and Disney Princess. I use them to help me relax my mind before sleep or to calm down a hectic day.

Its so hard to find a good coloring books. They are usually full of crappy games or puzzles, stickers and shit.

Just give me something to fill in between the lines.

Craig Ferguson has a crappy Scottish comedian on right now. Sigh...well at least its better than fiddlefucking David Lee Roth (see previous rant).

Only 14 days to go until the road trip. Sweet lord....

I missed the Mets/Cubs game which I intended to go to last night. I guess the Mets kicked major ass anyways...two grand slams in one inning...nice work Cubbies, nice work.

Maybe I'll go to the Houston series.

Coop-a-Loop is coming to visit me in August. So is Schillerin and Nelle at around the same time.

That should be highly entertaining.

3 women, 1 dude (he's small in stature though so that helps--yay for Asian genes)

In my 240 sq foot space.

I cant wait.